The Mega-Zine Museum
February 28, 2000
POLYTHENE GIRL Hey, you over there, and you, and the fat guy trying to steal another piece of cake. SOMEONE NOTICE ME! Hello there. And how are you?
KARMA POLICEWOMAN In my short life, I have learnt one lesson: The more you try, the less you are thanked. One lesson? Haven't you been paying attention?
PLUGHOLE FANTASY They hate you if you're clever and despise the fool. Where does that leave us?
MY MELANCHOLIC LEMON PART 1
Why don't you just scream?
You know you don't want to stay.
Why don't you just run?
Then everything will be OK.
The angel never saw you.
Steal a halo from the devil.
The gods never hated you
When you confessed yourself a rebel.
Badly Written Girl
We were once rebels.
NO, REALLY — WE WERE!
ATTENTION!
Leave Man From Uncool alone! He may be guilty of copying lyrics. But he won't be found by the authorities, nay — he's in Uncool land with the angel folk, safe, far away in an enchanted realm of fantasy.
OK, I'll return to my garden now, tell Man From Uncool I love him.
Mary Mary Quite Contrary
PS: Man From Uncool — gimme some of that night fever!
Are you sure you don't want some
DISCO INFERNO?
BACK, WITH NO POLITICAL OVERTONES WHATSOEVER...
I'm going to hell, all the good stuff is there. I mean danger, complacency, rebellion and a fierce hate.
Living on the edge, you get a buzz. And I can give Hitler a long-deserved kicking.
To get there just dodge train fares and stuff...
I looked inside your house and you've got nothing to steal. I know when you're out but nothing is real.
Dormant Assassin
Yep, Hell's great... apart from the
ETERNITY OF PAIN AND MISERY BIT.
BY POPULAR DEMAND...
"My baby moves at midnight goes right on to the dawn,
My woman takes me higher,
My woman keeps me warm
What you doing on your back? (Aah).
What you doing on your back? (Aah).
You should be dancing — YEAH!"
You can never have too much disco!
The Man From Uncool
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