The Mega-Zine Museum
February 27, 2000
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX Go on holiday to Norbex. One lick of the pepper spray and you're south of the boarder. But only Norbexians can get there, Ha ha! Don't try this at home kids!
MISS TRISTESSE Nobody cares when you're gone. Who said that?!
POLYTHENE GIRL I'm just a grouch, sitting on the couch. I'm just a WLW, sitting on the... um... doesn't anything rhyme with WLW?!!!
STAR THEORY
Has anyone else ever looked up at the night sky and thought: "Maybe the stars are actually the windows of houses that have left their lights on"?
Well it makes sense because stars are only there at night and lights are only put on when it's dark. When it's dark and there are no stars out I feel sad, lonely and left out because everyone is at a big party and I wasn't invited.
Puzzle Piece
You have a condition... It's called
ALIEN-ATION!!! HAHAHA!
WLW,
Eastbourne has sun. Lots of sun. They don't call it the Sun-Trap of the south for nothing, you know.
Mind you, the buses never run on time, so I have to wait ages in the pouring rain whenever I go there.
The Psychedelic Gloom
Sunshine on a rainy day, makes the
BUS, MAKES THE BUS, GO GO AWAY!
TO DORMANT ASSASSIN,
That was very insightful of you, but next time maybe your fictional observations should come from within, not from the movie Seven. You should credit the movie, at least.
I don't mean to be picky but I think 'Zine should remain a plagiarism-free zone!
Mr Bronson's Hair Piece
You can go your own way, wo, wo,
WO, WO-O-O!!!
GRRR, A ROBOT <FREAK> SPEAKS
Don't little kids annoy you? Always asking pointless dumb questions like;
Can I have a ride? Why are you made of metal? Why do you walk funny? and, Would a water fight rust you?
I "accidentally" tripped a small one up yesterday. She went and told her mum. Stoopid Evil Girl!
www.robotfrank.com
I checked the website — Is it really
YOU, ROBOTFRANK?! DOUBTFUL!
