The Mega-Zine Museum
February 14, 2000
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX Ho ho ho! Merry February! And may the Unicorn bring death and disease. On Deathstar, on Shredder! Play nicely kids!
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE Boo Hoo, sniff... I want Wild Bill Hiccup, Broken Circles etc etc to come back. Where did you go to? Do I detect a hint of sarcasm, or is it just jealousy?!!!
BURGER QUEEN LIBERTINE I HATE THIS, I HATE THIS, I HATE THIS. Do you hate this? It's not so bad!
PC-STU,
I too like to invent words. For example, "Sardinopsicalitudinous" means "resembling a pilchard".
I also thought up: "antidissardinopsicalitudino-
sitarianisticalitudinisation".
The Psychedelic Gloom
Don't blame me for
SPELLING MISTAKES!!!!
TO ZINERS EVERYWHERE,
I think that the general hyperactivity over the recent existintialism has been an expedited plan by expansionary anarchism created by persons who have an inability to be analytical.
Thus this proves Francis Bacon's hypothesis as follows:
"The ill and unfit choice of words wonderfully obstructs the understanding."
The Girl on the Stairs
Welcome to planet
IRONY!
DEAR ZINERS,
Welcome me to your great world of insanity because I am here (whether you like it or not!!!) I am totally insane and crazy and love pilchards.
I got a camel last week and he keeps drooling on my bed. I gave him a picture of some pilchards to calm him down, but he ate it. I was very upset, I'll probably have to swap him for a donkey.
The Chipmunk has left the building.
Puppy Eyed Honey Covered Demon Chipmunk
You keep this menagerie in your
BEDROOM? I DO WORRY!!!
HELLO ZINERS AND WLW,
The "Pilchard Relations (anti-discriminatory both direct and indirect) Bill" will protect against the said types of discrimination.
Thus WLW will have to screen at least half of the letters with the word pilchard in. It will become a criminal offence, punishable by the 'Zine police for any other 'Ziner to criticise another 'Ziner for using Pilchard.
A Law Student (inter alia)
It's a conspiracy that sounds very
FISHY TO ME
