The Mega-Zine Museum
February 11, 2000
NEGATIVE CREEP Why do anything when you can forget everything? Sorry, erm, remind me again why you have that name.
MORGO THE EVIL FUMIGATOR I have been thinking. It hurt a lot. I also suffer from that affliction, sucks huh?
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse. Nuff said! Mmmm — the word is enough I think you'll find — and oh, you have to be good-looking in the first place, OK?
ZINERS
At last I have found a place in which I am free to rant and scream without the usual confused looks or shouts of "psycho", "nutter" or "freak"!
I can now shout that Daniel Johns and Anthony Kiedis are prophets sent by Kurt Cobain, the god of music, and that, like Lazarus, Sid Vicious shall live again.
Plastic Bag Tree
Hey you!
NUTTER, PSYCHO, FREAK — OUTTA HERE!
LITTLE BLACK EYELINER
I'm sorry to say but I hate custard (thick/runny goo), but I know someone who was captured by Trendy Alex and made to eat trendy flavours with hundreds and thousands.
He said all the flavours tasted the same. And how's chocolate your favourite? It's horrible and it goes in the mad mangler with any trendies I catch.
Broken Bubbles
Trendies beware the mad mangler...
IT'S COMING FOR YA!!!
HI ZINERS
After a long absence, I have decided to chip in two-penny worth again.
I have already joined forces with Ickle Villeneuve and would like it if Eau Rouge and Nomex Clad Watersack From The Depths of Brands Hatch would e-mail me.
Thank you. (Address Censored.)
Damon Hill Worshipper
WLW cannot be held responsible for what
YOU GET OVER THE NET!
MAN FROM UNCOOL
I have a way to prove myself worthy of your beautiful Uncool Land.
I'll show you the ingredients of my drug which makes people believe they are giraffes — the effects are not lasting.
It's great and almost harmless. See you in my garden of silver bells.
Mary Mary, Quite Contrary
Sticking your neck out a bit
AREN'T YOU?
