The Mega-Zine Museum
February 10, 2000
BROKEN BUBBLES I'm jealous of the mirror. Cause it's not as rough round the edges right?
PLUGHOLE FANTASY I'm amazed at how many usages there are for the word nut! And this is interesting WHY????
BRUMMIE BOMBSHELL Love many, trust few, learn to paddle your own canoe. I am in complete OAR at your wisdom!
S'BEAN A LONG TIME COMING
You know the black beans you sometimes get in baked beans? Well, they are not just discoloured beans. Oh no!
These little black 'things' are actually alien eggs planted in the cans by possesed alien workers disguised as 'Bobs'. You know, Roberts.
They're seemingly normal on the outside, but are really aliens trying to grow more of themselves!
Alonza's Half Sister
Don't tell me:
INVASION OF THE BEAN SNATCHERS???
CONTRADICTIONS
Water contradicts fire
Death contradicts desire
Mud contradicts sand
Air contradicts land
Loneliness contradicts company
Sadness contradicts funny
Everything contradicts my soul
But it's happy and whole.
Mystical Starfish
You sound like a Calvin Klein Advert
ORIGINALITY RULES. CAN IT WILL YA!
VERY TONGUE IN CHEEK!
I think Polos are great, after all they have a hole, and hole rhymes with mole, vole, goal, bowl, soul, pole, coal, roll and foal. Need I go on?
Citrus Polos are especially cool because they turn your tongue yellow and so when you stick your tongue out at people they get scared because they think you dyed it with hairdye.
Puzzle Piece
Never will lemon Polos be as scary as
BLACKJACKS! NOW THEY KICK BUTT!!!
WIGGLY — WHAT A FANTASTIC WORD!
The title of this letter had nothing to do with the content.
I'd just like to say that I'm very happy to see A boy called Rita gracing these pages again, and I did like Generation Terrorist's wise words.
Hooray for the 'Zine!!!
Miss Tristesse
Too, too polite — where is all the Zine
HATRED I KNOW AND LOVE?... (sobs)
