The Mega-Zine Museum
February 8, 2000
MISS TRISTESSE "How to lose friends and influence no-one". I can't wait to hear that one. That is sooo passe. I've read the book and got the T-shirt.
ENOLA THE NOSEBLEED Do the voices in my head annoy you? Not as much as that Westlife song that I just can't stop humming to myself.
NANCYGIRL You know did my is ambition to people confuse? Or is it? Oh, so you're doing it on purpose?!
'ZINERS,
A "psychic" once told me that I have beautiful eyes. Apparently this is a natural trait of a Scorpio.
Well that's fine and good, but if I could choose, the one Scorpionic trait I'd like to have would be pincers.
Yes, if I had pincers, I'd go around nipping trendies all day long. It's just no fun with hands nor is it amusing wearing pincer-shapped mittens, for that matter.
Mystical "Scorponic" Starfish
I think you'd probably be
ARRESTED FOR SUCH ANTICS!
TEETH FALL OUT AFTER KISSING?
"Woke up this morning and felt not too cool 'cause every time I tried to make my mouth move the pain was so discomforting.
Please make this suffering go away.
Maybe adults should be reminded that teenagers that get wisdom teeth. A coincidence? I think not!
Rooti
What's that got to do with
KISSING DARE I ASK?
'Ziners,
My mind is so full that it is empty.
Brimming with useless information and negative thoughts, completely devoid of creativity and imagination.
I wish I was a more imaginative 'Ziner.
Karma Policewoman
My mind's always emp... where
WAS I AGAIN?
Blue Ice Angel
Little Fishy Ditty (No 2)
Little fishy fishy swimming in the sea,
Little fishy fishy come to me.
Little fishy fishy caught in a net.
Little fishy fishy riding on a jet.
Little fishy fishy just in time for tea!
Too bad your name's Blue Ice Angel little fishy fishy. Muh ha ha ha ha!
Sky Warrior, Ruler of the freezer
It's poetry! Noel Gallagher's never
COME UP WITH ANYTHING THIS GOOD!
