The Mega-Zine Museum
January 23, 2000
KARMA POLICEWOMAN Why don't we fly free as the birds, hand in hand and swoop over the cliffs. I thought birds had wings?
MIDNIGHT MOUSE Why wont you let me in, let me love you? PS you free Thursday night? Sorry, washing my hair... again.
OUTCAST I vont your cloze, your bootz, and your motorzygle. No they're mine... Hasta la vista, Baby.
CAFFEINE CONSPIRACY
Everyone goes on about how great coffee is but never say how they drink theirs.
I only drink it with Coffeemate and no extra sugar. Milk is JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
Do you have biscuits with it? I don't but I was just being conversational.
How do others drink theirs?
Miss Tristesse
Has this bean grinding
ON YOUR MIND LONG?
TO ZINERS,
A strange thing happened to me the other day.
There I was, quietly banging my head against a tree, talking to a squirrel about pilchards, when some people started shouting "stupid person" (or words to that effect) at me.
It's almost as if there was something odd about my behaviour!
The Psychedelic Gloom
Feel much better that someone's
FINALLY TOLD YOU!
Zine
Love is just a money making concept — flowers, hearts and cards — anniversaries, Valentine's Day etc...
Don't allow yourself to be sucked in! Cupid is Satan's lovechild with the Mother Mary. It makes sense! A cute angellic baby who causes pain and anguish!
Who wants to be tied to a family? Go on ruin yourselves, count me out.
Miss Tristesse
It seems to me that you've already
BEEN RUINED, DARLIN'!
ZINE
In my village there was a pub that closed down, because of NO customers. This guy bought the pub and wants to turn it into some flats.
Local rich wussies protest, although they never used the pub!
So this guy paints the front of the pub orange and writes "You have been tangoed!"
What is happening in my village is something odd.
Jacobean Skate Punk
Politics Shmolitics
MINE'S A BABYCHAM!
