The Mega-Zine Museum
January 17, 2000
KNIGHT OF NI Hello, you don't know me (hopefully) but I hope to be accepted into your warped domain. I'm sure I'd feel at home here. Yes, come in and pull up a chair.
BUBBLES OF INSANITY Never mind Polos Vs Rolos — what about Richey Vs Kurt? No contest. Probably.
JELLY BOY I'm only here for a while, but I think I'm going to enjoy it. I would offer you a chair too, but I fear Knight Of Ni has taken it already.
HELLOOOOOOOOO
I'm new so I have to write one of those "please accept me" letters, but I won't. I'll just get to the point.
Who took my trousers?
Bob the egg without a yolk
Well, erm...
IT WASN'T ME!
DEAR ZINERS,
Some people are so nice! I mean, yesterday a certain trendy who lives in my area called me a gothic grunge chick. What a compliment! I was wondering what things other Ziners had been called.
By the way, Polos rule because once I ate four packets of Rolos and then threw up.
Oh, and WLW, if you don't print my letters how will Outcast know of my uncontrollable love for him?
Broccoli
Well, there was this one time when
WE WERE CALLED... ER, DON'T WORRY!
OI, LENNY KRAVITZ, NO!
I wish that I could fly in the sky, so very high. Just like a dragonfly...
But knowing my luck I'd be sucked into a jet engine, swallowed by an evil goose, or I'd keep soaring up and up until I left the ozone layer, then explode into pieces in space.
I'd forever exist as extraterrestrial sushi. How lovely.
Mystical Starfish
This is neither the time nor
THE PLAICE. COD-ALMIGHTY!
HEAR ME
It's an ancient Chinese art,
and everybody knew their part.
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,
Those kids were fast as lightning.
It was a little bit frightening,
But they fought with expert timing.
Funky, huh?
The Man From Uncool
Why don't you take me to
FUNKYTOWN!
