The Mega-Zine Museum
January 12, 2000
SINISTER TREE SPIRIT WLW, you mispelled sardines as sarfines. You will have angered them. So sue me!
TINKERBELL THE BUFFALO FAIRY Where has Dr Zap gone? Are my immobilised guts not good enough for ya anymore? Immobilised guts? Sounds painful.
BURGER QUEEN LIBERTEEN Be allergic to thoughts of Mother Earth. Sure thing and then what? Total extinction of all the Placebo fans on her surface? A sad day for us all methinks.
HI HONEY I'M HOME
Did you miss me? Did you miss my insane messages? Probably not. We're all looking at a different picture through this new frame of mind. A thousand flowers could bloom.
Eyes look their last, arms take their last embrace and lips, oh thee the doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss. A dateless bargain to engrossing death.
Living Dead Girl
Do you yourself know
WHAT EXACTLY THIS RUBBISH MEANS?
LETTER OF COMPLAINT!
There are some Ziners who make me mad. They babble on about the repressive society, Westlife, conformity etc, and yet they worship ESP. You're just the same as the teenie-boppers who worship the pop puppets.
Just as they judge people on their looks, you judge ESP on his scarce comments on the Zine. You don't really know him, only what he wants you to know.
Venus in Combats
You tell'em girl
THOUGHT ABOUT A CAREER IN POLITICS?
LET US REFLECT
Maybe what we believe to be our reflection could actually be another person in another world who thinks, behaves and says the exact things we do, simultaneously to us. They could think that we're their reflections.
Or maybe they're spies, put there to watch us. They copy our exact moves and made up this refection story to cover up their work.
They're out to get us!
Puzzle Piece
Take some time to reflect on this
APPALLING THEORY — THEN WE'LL TALK
SETH GREEN FANS
I spotted the Austin Powers/Buffy star before he was famous. In the X-Files season, in one episode, Deep Throat, he plays an out-of-it (and ginger!) hippy who goes UFO spotting with his girlfriend.
He's hilarious in it and I'm glad to be of service.
Anyone else out there worship talk show host/Simpsons writer Conan O'Brien?
Mystical Starfish
Mmmmmm - thought my taste in TV was
WAS AS BAD AS IT GOT — WRONG!
