The Mega-Zine Museum
January 10, 2000
NEGATIVE INSANE GRAVEL JUNKIE Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo, just practising being insane. It's quite fun isn't it? I have a spare straitjacket if you want to borrow it. I'm all out of padded cells though, sorry — too much demand from 'Zineys!
SISOA FOX JEDI Has anyone ever hallucinated on prawn sauce? It really is a unique experience. Is this legal?
PUZZLE PIECE Never mind coffee rushes, try a fructose rush from fruit juice. A strange trend seems to be developing.
'ZINERFOLK,
My father made an excellent choice of Christmas present for my nan: a tin of pilchards.
There then erupted a heated debate about how to do soused herrings.
It was hilarious.
The Psychedelic Gloom
You really have to stop it with
THIS PILCHARD THING ALREADY
DEERS ARE NICE,
I've worked out what's been holding me down all these years — gravity. It pulls me down over the slightest stumble and stops me getting out of bed in the morning.
I have resolved the latter problem by gluing my bed upside-down to the ceiling. Thus, when I wake up, I can wake down.
Much easier, simple when you think about it logically.
Hip Spawn
I'd still need to glue a
COFFEE-MAKER NEXT TO MY BED
HEY 'ZINERS,
Psychedelic Gloom...
What is it with the pilchards? Pilchard this, Pilchard that — every one's at it.
Is there something I don't know? Am I missing out on something really spectacular here or what? It's a fish — get over it!
Sisoa Fox Jedi
Couldn't have put it better
MYSELF
I was writing a letter to Santa, telling him that I have been good and wrote to 'Zine many times.
I was just about to ask him if I could have some paper so I could write to 'Zine again next year, when a little boy came over and told me that Santa isn't real. Tell me it isn't true.
Puzzle Piece
Next they'll be saying I don't exist
OH, MAYBE I DON'T
