The Mega-Zine Museum
December 26, 1999
ALIENATED FISHFINGER I hate the jocks and I hate the geeks, I hate the trendies, but I also hate freaks... Dexter Holland, lyrical genius. Peace and goodwill to all... and a happy new year!
OUTCAST Do I look like a pebble. Now do I? Do I? Have a nice day. Maybe you are just a little stone!
LITTLE MISS BLOODBATH To the most beautiful guy in the universe (JSP) All I want for Christmas is youuuuuuu! Did your dream come true?
'ZINERS,
Wild Bill Hiccup was the most boring 'Ziner ever!
I wanna know what happened to Eau Rouge. Now there was a real hero.
If you come back I promise to be a good boy and never to drink blood again.
Plughole Fantasy
Good 'ziners come and go, but all
END UP GOING DOWN THE PLUGHOLE!!!
For the Millennium, I predict that TV will be thrown into oblivion, rendering mankind into utter devastation and allowing ants to take over the world.
That movie really wasn't such a good idea now was it Woody?
PC Genie
Five days to go...
AND COUNTING...
POLOS VS ROLOS DEBATE:
Polos or Rolos? It's obviously got to be Polos.
If you're thirsty, but don't have any drink available, or if you've just had a powerful cup of coffee, and need something to freshen your coffee breath, what good can a Rolo do?
The Psychedelic Gloom
On the verge of the millennium...
AND THIS IS THE DEBATE?!!!
CUE SORROW MUSIC...
I once had a small pilchard,
I kissed it everyday,
but one day my mum and dad
sent my poor pilchard away.
I cried and screamed and threatened
I even got a smack,
but do you all want to know
I never got him back.
Blue Ice Angel
You kissed a PILCHARD!
NOW I'VE HEARD IT ALL!
