The Mega-Zine Museum
December 23, 1999
THE GIRL ON THE STAIRS Keep death off the roads, drive on the pavement. Yeah, that'll work — doh!
DORMANT ASSASSIN I do object to capitalism — but only when it is the misfortune of others. Sure thing. Totally on that trip toooooo!
THE PSYCHADELIC GLOOM When I met my seven-year-old nephew for the first time what did he say to me? "Uncle *** you're a pilchard!" Absolutely no hope (sobs for nephew).
DEAR ZINERFRIENDS
Somebody like me please! Everyone on the Zine has someone who fancies them, or at least likes them.
Am I so ugly?
This is not a plea. I don't really care if no-one likes me. I just want people to notice me.
I'm like Estelle in "No Exit" by Jean Paul Sartre. I'm going to hell.
Skinned Celebrity
Great choice of play — Estelle is very
STUCK UP THOUGH — BAD CHOICE
MYSTICAL STARFISH
I would like to join in your little debate about Polos v Rolos.
It's obvious which is better: Rolos, of course. They're made of chocolate and chocolate RULES THE WORLD.
C3PO'S Secret Lover
PS By the way, I'm two-timing C-3PO with... Darth Maul.
Naughty girl! That light-sabre is
A BIT OF A WINNER THOUGH! HE HE
ZINERS
I come to ask for answers. Konichi wa. I will love nancy boy. Where are you? Where is nancy boy? I must find this friend in need.
I am an UNCLEAN LIBERTEEN. Where are you Placebo spleenies? We will conquer all.
Reveal yourselves, so that I can see your faces of pure perfection, I need a selection, I need nancy boy. We will face teenage angst. We will be born again!
Burger Queen Liberteen
This whole conversation in songs is
WELL, IT'S A TRAGEDY TO BE SURE
ZINE
Lolly — Evil
Brandy — Twisted
Jennifer Lopez — Demon
Shania Twain — Insane
Backstreet Boys — Mime artists
Puff Daddy — Death
Need I say more!
OUTCAST
Oooh. Aren't we the judgemental type
MY CHOICE — CLIFF RICHARD — DUDE!
