The Mega-Zine Museum
December 23, 1999
LITTLE OWL I like rain, it fills up the drains. I blooming well don't. Last week, I almost had to swim to work.
THE HEAVY FEATHER If you print this letter, your life will be better. And when exactly will this miracle happen?
RUSTY PARROT WLW — show us your pants! And how do you know that I don't go commando? Got ya thinking now!!!
IN MEMORY
I didn't really know Wild Bill Hiccup but I do know he became the subject of legends.
Rumour has it that he couldn't take the pressure of icon-hood, went quite mad and moved to High Wycombe.
It is said that he now lives in a retirement home for failed stars, on the same corridor as Mark Owen.
A sorry end to a promising career.
Sinister Tree Spirit
Expensive to live on this planet
IS IT NOT!!!
DEAR ZINE
I've read Megazine for a long time but never written a message. And so feeling lonely at the top of my hill, I thought I'd write.
Some girls at my school make fun of me for liking the Manics so much.
Megazine and all the people who write are my refuge, don't ever change.
Naked Twister
So many great things are Manic...
MANIC MONDAY — THERE U GO!
LISTEN TO ME
I don't want no clever conversation,
I don't want to work that hard.
I just want someone to talk to,
I love you just the way you are.
...Listen to Barry White, he knows what the score is.
The Man From Uncool
Yes, and you're the first, you're
THE LAST, MY EVERYTHING!
HERE WE GO AGAIN!
It would seem that I am not alone in liking JSP.
This has happened before, but I myself was just a spectator, and not a 'Ziner fighting for his attention.
If my memory serves me right (and it probably doesn't as I have a brain like a sieve), JSP got slightly annoyed with all of the extra attention.
Oh, well, back to admiring my posters...
Alienated Fishfinger
Do you often fight for the attention
OF ONE SO STRANGE?
