The Mega-Zine Museum
December 20, 1999
J.S.P.F.T.D.T Still detached from my closest allies — there seems to be no positive reason for life. Try leaving the house once in a while.
LITTLE MISS BLOODBATH My heart's broken and no-one cares. If only I warn't so impulsive, then I wouldn't be hurt. Hey, that's life, love — get over it!
POLYTHENE GIRL Twirl around on the ground, spin, spin, spin. After all the world is round, spin, spin, spin. Listened to too much Sneaker Pimps!!
PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM
I think I love you. You and your hair, glasses, clothes and coffee. Your views, pilchards, sense of humour, intelligence, name wit, friendliness and the joy you bring to me when I read what you have to say.
I even love your fixation on S.M.G. Last week I was up all week drinking coffee in your honour.
Oh — I'm not really self-obsessed!
Self Obsession Honey
How shmaltzy can one person be?
JEEZ - HOW SCARY, OR NEEDY OR.....
DEAR ZINERFRIENDS
I hate Jacobean Bounty-Hunter/Skate Punk. I really, really do. Down to his very soul.
In every letter he writes, he is trying to say, "Oh, look at me, I'm sooooo ALTERNATIVE. I'm so angst-ridden. I don't need anybody".
He was OK a few years ago, but now I really want to assassinate him.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Skinned Celebrity
Easy there, anger is very destructive
I LOVE THE HONESTY THOUGH (chuckles)
PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM
Please can you run away into the absent-minded woods with me and a BIG picnic hamper filled to the very brim with coffee (extra strong), and build a mud hut with me so we can escape reality for ever.
We can run far away from all the trendies and have the man from uncool over for Christmas dinner, seeing that he doesn't like his family! What do you think?
The Tartan Rainbow
Now, that kind of barf-able letter
WE CAN DO WITHOUT - YUK
HEY
Hello, all you beautiful people, I have never before disgraced these pages with my presence but unfortunately for you all, I have decided that I should.
I am taking a donation of be-headed Barbies to put in my lunchbox. On second thought, sandwiches will do.
Manson's Baby Dope Fiend Goth Dolli
AKA — Torn Dolli M
Hey — you need to be careful about
WHAT GOES IN YOUR LUNCHBOX!
