The Mega-Zine Museum
December 19, 1999
GINJANUT My dog just ate my Zingymint chewing gum... his breath had better be fresh! Better give him the whole packet then.
NEGATIVE CREEP I want to rub the human face in its own vomit and force it to look in the mirror. Thanx — NEXT!!!
OUTCAST No sprinkles. For every sprinkle that I find I shall kill you. I think you'll find that just the once usually does the trick.
BOY, BOY, BOY CALL HIM RITA IF U WANT,
It seems that morality, emotions and friendship are abject tools of manipulation to advertisers.
Yes communism is a beautiful dream but that's ALL it is; an ideal. A theory that couldn't work because we, as humans are naturally too greedy.
We are also too material to change the world now.
Dormant Assassin
Politics on the Zine?
HUSH YOUR MOUTH!
A (FOOLISH) BOY CALLED RITA,
What's this rubbish about communism? In practice, communism is the SAME as capitalism — wealth is still concentrated in too few hands.
It doesn't matter whether it's by a corporation or The Party, exploitation is still exploitation.
The only answer is distributionism.
The Psychedelic Gloom
It's their party and they'll
EXPLOIT IF THEY WANT TO
ZINERS,
What's happened to all the great debates we used to have? I've thought up the debate to end all debates.
What is more disgusting? Watching old people drink or watching them lick envelopes?
Hope I didn't put you off your tea.
PLUGHOLE FANTASY
Hey! Ageism is a sin - funny...
BUT A SIN... he he he
A BOY CALLED RITA,
You are such a beautiful monster. You are full of fanciful flowing delight.
You know you have stolen my heart with your whisper. I will be your lover tonight. Let me lie in your arms my sweetheart. Kiss my forehead and pull me away from the shore.
Take me in your love, to a place I can be far away from the fray. Let me breathe again.
Little Baby Nothingness
How romantic
BLEUGH!
