The Mega-Zine Museum
December 18, 1999
THE GIRL ON THE STAIRS A piece of advice: don't take up sword swallowing. Just when I thought it was safe...
DORMANT ASSASSIN War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. And you are mad.
LITTLE BABY NOTHINGNESS There's nothing nice in my head. The adult world took it all away. Jeez, you got it hard — nothing in the adult world worth absorbing. Don't grow up — I repeat don't grow up!
HELP ME!
I'm so alone. For many years I have been alone. I want to know what it's like to be loved.
I have never even been kissed. Sure I have a large supply of mushroom cakes and lots of hobbies but that's not enough.
It's hard being the only one of my kind, any girl Zeenies wanna go out some time?
Outcast
Oh, poor baby — remember — this is not
THE RIKKI LAKE SHOW
ALIENATED FISHMONGER
Are you really that superficial? Sarah Michelle Gellar is not an "irritating bimbo" as you called her, but a human being and a lovely one at that.
And I reckon she and I would be totally compatible, were we to meet, despite even our religious differences.
The Psychedelic Gloom
Some people just don't know how to
DEAL WITH THE REALITY OF THINGS
WLW
Someone told me once that I was like a paroxysm of coughing, that is to say that my life comes in short, sharp, attacks like when I'm allowed out of the institute on Mondays to feed the pilchards.
By the way, I forgot to say that this was my first letter of correspondence to the 'Zine and I hope there were many more in the past.
Lollapaloosa
Welcome to the mad house
FEEL FREE TO WITTER ON AT WILL
WLW
I remember you saying that you were a "Ulysses" kid. You also said that you did not have a TV when you were a kid because there was a war on.
"Ulysses 31" was on TV.
How do you get out of that? You can't can you? Ha ha ha!
The Old Duffer
That's exactly what I like
PEOPLE WHO PAY ATTENTION — COOL!
