The Mega-Zine Museum
December 16, 1999
THE SOCK PUPPET I think WLW's a girl. I don't know why, I just get vibes of pink and Barbie. Is there something yer not telling us mate? Don't you mean vibes of wit, style and intelligence?
SKINNED CELEBRITY RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE. ANGER. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE. I am free to destroy myself and everything around me. Steps latest hit?
THE PHYSCHEDELIC GLOOM Is it just me, or is that a great big pilchard up there? Can you see the pilchard? Up there, in the sky. Nope.
TO ALL 'ZINERS
Finally my plan is coming good, the order of mant is falling apart. Dormant Assassin and JSP bicker over who has been here longest.
The order of the pilchard has turned bad and smells a bit. So come join me, Little Miss Bloodbath.
Worship me, Frutini and the days of MANT.
The Habbocki
Uh oh...
ANOTHER MEGA-MEGALOMANIAC!
'ZINERS,
The sun's out at last, one day of sunshine after a week of rain, like a goth girl in a crowd of trendies. Free at last, return to your chosen escape from reality and ride the BMX bike.
My hands touch the grips, my feet on the pedals, hanging round the school pulling tricks, fuelled by punk and metal over the last week. I am alive again, I AM ALIVE!
And then it started raining, anyway, worth a try.
Village Idiot
You could try
SINGING IN THE RAIN!
ENEMY ALERT!
I have got past security and I have entered your Zine pages. I'm one of those trendies you people keep talking about.
I have one question for all of you, what have you got against us?
Trendy Chick 007
PS Buffy the Trend Slayer — just try to slay me!
Security? You mean that blind
ONE-LEGGED CHIPMUNK?!?
DEAR 'ZINERS
What's everyone up to for the Millennium then? I'm going to a house party where we're all gonna wear silver and eat novelty food.
At the stroke of midnight, we are going to unveil an exact replica of the Millennium Dome, which is under construction right now and will definitely be finished on time, well, hopefully.
Anyway, that's what I'm doing.
Sexy Sausage
Wear silver eh?
MILLENNIUM-TASTIC!
