The Mega-Zine Museum
December 15, 1999
BLUE ICE ANGEL On the first day of Xmas my true love sent to me a really ugly Telly Tubbeeee... New words tacked on hurriedly to an Xmas ditty — you're not... you couldn't be...
SYSTER OF A DOWN Constant paranoia surrounds me, everyone is out to get me! ...Boo!...
And this week's JSP admirers are:
ALIENATED FISHFINGER JSP — we could rule as king and queen of the Zine.
LITTLE MISS BLOODBATH Who is it that I love? It's JSP.
ZINERS,
Things that I hate:
People asking "How's life?"
People talking about the weather
Sports labels
People who strive to be best at everything
People smiling
People saying "Hello!"
Plughole Fantasy
What about being poked in the eye
WITH A SHARP STICK?
ZINERS,
My near future looks very pleasant!
On 22nd I'm getting my brace removed.
In January I start driving lessons.
In February I'm going to Florida.
My Dad's getting married in April.
I'm off to Florida again in October.
Is it possible that my life might actually be looking up?
Strawberry Piccalilli
We have a happy Ziner...
QUICK GET HIM BOYS!
WLW,
I can see you. I'm watching you right now. You can't see me but you read my letters and you know my name, my true identity.
If you tell anyone I will wrap you up in my feather boa and throw you into the crowd at a Steps concert.
Remember you are never safe, never alone... I will always be there ready to GET YOU!
Insane Ice Cube Lost In The Desert
If you think you can scare me
ER... WELL... YOU CAN
ZINERS,
I'm always being told to get back in my shell.
A few of my friends are almost trendies (I know, it upsets me too).
When I say something weird they shout SHELL! But my shell got smashed and so I've got a new plastic box...
Polythene Girl
A new plastic box? Hope you
DIDN'T SHELL OUT FOR IT!
