The Mega-Zine Museum
December 14, 1999
LITTLE MISS BLOODBATH Has anyone got a shoulder I can cry on? I'm not exactly known as the sympathetic type, but I'll give it a go.
FREAQ UNIQUE C3PO's Secret Lover: I am looking for an on-zine romance. Are you interested, fair maiden? Has this become some sort of dateline?!?
SYSTER OF A DOWN Do you hate me, WLW? You never, ever print my letters. I wanted to be accepted by the 'Zine. I'm going to cry... Please don't cry... Will this little letter help?
DORMANT ASSASSIN
I too remember Bob the Fish, and other "old" 'Ziners.
I've been reading the 'Zine for years, but only recently decided to write in. Do you remember the good ol' days when Megazine was on page 442?
WLW: Wild Bill Hiccup was king of the 'Zine for ages, but he couldn't take the pressure of being a 'Zine icon and left, forcing himself to go out into the cold, lonely world outside these pages (or maybe he just got bored!).
Alienated Fishfinger
Many stars can't handle the fame...
WHAT HAPPENED TO PAUL DANIELS?
To 'Ziners,
I have just discovered the wonderful world of Zine land.
At first, I thought I was alone in the world of trendies. But no, people who are proud to be different, just like me!
I am the fairy of all that is good. I come in peace, so do me no harm.
I now sprinkle fairy dust over you, so you will remain forever different.
The Glitter Fairy
Has anyone else noticed how fairy
DUST LOOKS LIKE DANDRUFF, NO?!
WE CAN'T GRUMBLE ABOUT ACCOMMODATION...
We have a new concrete floor that is always dry! Four walls that are painted white and a sheet iron roof.
The rain drums on, and a fan beneath our feet blows warm air. On more exciting days, a fluorescent light flickers from the thin bulb, almost blinding us.
They tell me I'm still a free man, well, if this is freedom then I don't understand.
Dormant Assassin
Where is this dreamlike place....
IT'S BETTER THAN OUR OFFICES!!
Dear 'Zine,
Hello! I'm new. Please make room.
About myself:
I love the Manics and think that James Dean Bradfield is gorgeous, sexy and adorable. I hate the Stereophonics. Kelly Jones is disgusting!
Hello to Miss Tristesse, A Boy Called Rita, Little Baby Nothingness, Negative Creep and fellow MSP fans.
The Gutless Wonder
Nevermind all that — where was
MY HELLO???
