The Mega-Zine Museum
November 20, 1999
THE NIGHT STALKER Everybody says I need help, but as I can't afford it I wrote to the 'Zine instead. Big mistake — HUGE!!
ALICE, ALICE, FULL OF MALICE I'm too odd to be normal and too normal to be odd. I'm too sexy for my shirt... sorry, yow were saying?
WHEELS OF FIRE I've combed my hair hat 1st time, trendies keep flattening it! I must have REVENGE. So what's your POINT?
TO ALL ZINERS
Hi, I'm a newcomer to the wild and wacky world of 'Zine. If you take me under your wing I'll be a mole on what the unbearable B**kc**tters are doing.
For example, I saw a B**kc**tter mentioning the Red Chipolata talking about a war against the 'Ziners.
So take me, and invest in an anti-B**kc**tter and a safe future.
Pikachu
That's a nasty cold...
BLESS YOU
OI!
What exactly is going on?
You show my letter on 'Zine about raspberry flavoured yoghurt in all its glory, and then put Sisoa Fox Jedi's name on it.
Moneypenny + Silent Bob
Would you miss this war with XENA?
I DON'T THINK SO
ZINERS,
I am here to save you all from the evil, brainwashing trendies. The battle will be long.
You do not know, but you too are slayers.
We must look inside ourselves and unleash the slayer within us all. Get your stakes at the ready!!
Buffy The Trendie Slayer
Medium rare, chips and peas
THANK YOU
HELLO
Oh wow, this is so exciting! You don't know me at all so I can do anything I want to — but I don't want to, so... erm, yeah.
I'm a good little girl who needs to be put back in line now and then. The only person to do that is nancy boy.
I can't tell you what he does cos it might turn you on. Watch this space.
Burger Queen
She's arrived — you know
WITHOUT YOU — WE WERE NOTHING
