The Mega-Zine Museum
November 19, 1999
LITTLE BABY NOTHINGNESS Negative Creep, the only way to gain approval is by exploiting the very thing that cheapens me. Too deep for me to get my synapses around!
WHEELS OF FIRE I know a monkey called Jimbo. He's confused and dances to the accordion. Accordian to who?
SILVA DRAGON, RULER OF THE FRIDGE Be careful Sky Warrior! For I know your shameful secret. You dance around your house to Spice Girls records with your cat on your head. Doesn't everyone?
PC-STU...
Come with me over the hill and round the bend. We can do beautiful things together.
I like moonlight, candles and food without garlic. I can change to be exactly how you want me (anything for you). I can even visit the real world if you give me an an oxygen mask.
I sense that this is the beginning of forever.
With all my love, and then some,
The Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon
PC-STU PULLS AGAIN!!!!
WHEN WILL HE STRIKE NEXT?!!
ODE TO 'ZINE...
'Ziners are the best.
They're better than the rest,
Alienated Fishfinger
Miss Tristesse,
Uh... um...
uh... um...
um... whatever.
C3PO'S Secret Lover
You lost it at the end there but
10/10 FOR EFFORT!
Siosa Fox Jedi,
Yes! I have a blanket!
I do, I do, I do-oo!
I call it my Shoo-shoo
and it's old and raggy,
but I luvvit!
Oh Shoo-shoo. How I love you you!
Buffy the Trendie Slayer
PS: Psychedelic Gloom, frozen pilchards make very good stakes.
All I had was a saggy old cloth cat,
BUT WLW LOVED HIM!
College,
I felt it would be a new start. But everyone is so shallow and superficial, people don't talk as friends but as "contacts".
Everyone keeps in groups so they have already categorised themselves, even the 'Zine is displaying a bit of this boxing when we should be sharing out thoughts not putting others in contempt.
I am angry and alone in this world.
We should rebel — but what have we got to rebel against?
Dormant Assassin
What about rebelling against the
LACK OF THINGS TO REBEL ABOUT?!
