The Mega-Zine Museum
November 18, 1999
WHEELS OF FIRE How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb? 10 — one to change it and nine to swing off it when it's done! I either don't get it or it's not funny! I'm not sure which!
THE COW WHO JUMPED OVER THE MOON Drink tea, don't drink coffee, and don't even mention cola! What about Lemon Barley?
SHAVE THE HEAD OF MAVIS Yesterday my dog said to me "Go fetch!", so I did. There's an old saying — you don't get a dog and bark yourself. I think you could learn from this!
WANT TO STAY YOUNG?
You know you're supposed to grow up when...
- All your male friends now have short hair.
- All your female friends have nice red nails and "trouser suits".
- All your friends work in McDonald's, but you still sit in the kiddies section with a happy meal!
Please someone stay juvenile with me! Help!
Tee Jay Dee!
DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
ZINE
Someone pull me out of this wall. This two-dimensional twilight zone is getting me down.
The flat beats of the underworld beckon, calling me, twisting my conscience, pulling me down.
We must defeat the purpose and break the rules before the doors close. The time is over.
Buffy the Trendie Slayer
Nice to see you're getting into
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!
'Ziner Folk,
Worried that all this business with my underpants is starting to annoy people I decided to discuss another topic on the 'Zine...
Which film do you think is the sexiest?
I reckon it's Star Wars 1: The Phantom Menace. A naked C3PO! What more could a girl ask for?
C3PO's Secret Lover
Darth Maul's
DOUBLE-PRONGED LIGHT SABER?!
My dearest 'Ziners,
I enter not with arrogance,
Nor pleas, nor begs, nor food.
But what I'd really like to do
Is spread around my happy mood!
Little Miss Friendly
Ever considered a job in
A DISNEY STORE?
