The Mega-Zine Museum
November 6, 1999
BADDER THAN THE REAL THING Don't you hate it when the boy you're in love with wants your best friend? Marginally more than cabbage soup, but a damn sight less than maggots... urgh.
ALONE WOLF Let the strawberry waterfalls refresh you deeper. Indeedy.
POLYTHENE GIRL Lots of people ask "What's the meaning of life?" I say anything you like. I say it's to accumulate as many pineapples as you can, ensuring a fruitful afterlife.
'ZINERS
Recently the question: "What is WLW?" has been appearing on our screens. Well I know the answer!
WLW is a man known as Jill by day who reads C4 Teletext and pretends to be the black scraggly thing on the top right-hand corner of our screens.
By night he becomes a woman named Bill who works for BBC Ceefax — either that or he IS the black scraggly thing.
The Broken Sausage
Black and scraggly like a burnt sausage
B*WARE THE PHANTOM FRYING PAN
LAST HAUNTED STALKER
I'm sorry to inform you that you have been diagnosed as pathetic. Sadly there is no cure for this but one thing might help you out. It's simple and it's only three words long.
Get A Life.
No hard feelings, as it is for your own good.
Confused Dippy Hippy
Thought about a career in counselling
OH TACTFUL ONE?
BOREDOM
Recognise the following symptoms?
- Lethargy
- Apathy
- Inability to concentrate
- Counting time until 'Zine changes
- Offering to make dinner
- Looking forward to Watercolour Challenge.
Yes it's the best-friends-
Don't be ashamed, I too suffer.
Flourine IV
I-think-you-should-
TRY-TO-MAKE-SOME-
MAGNETIC SLUG
You can be my friend as long as you join Hannibal's and my club.
We intend to kill all furbies, assassinate Jennifer Love Hewitt and Britney Spears, make all the people in charge of the Miss World competitions bring back the thong, and have our own TV channel totally devoted to Baywatch all by 2001.
Hector The Mercenary
You've got more chance of this if you
WRITE TO SANTA CLAUS... REALLY
