The Mega-Zine Museum
November 5, 1999
MONEYPENNY + SILENT BOB Ahhhrghhhhhh. They're coming for us soon. Don't let them fool you. They're here now! Too late methinks. They got to you a very long time ago.
SOGGY NOODLE Being OK is such a dreary, humdrum concept — t'would be much better to always be either ecstatic or suicidal. Ya think?
tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel Sssssssssssh! The cabbages are growing. I have the number of a great shrink. Want it?
ZINE,
Why do people hate Marilyn Manson? He is the most beautiful person in the world, with a beautiful voice to sing beautiful, meaningful lyrics to go with beautiful music....
And why does everyone call me a goth? I'm not a goth, I very rarely dress in all black, I never wear gothic make-up or clothes and I've got bright purple hair. But I do think goths look sexy....
Negative Creep
They do say beauty is in the eye...
MARILYN'S WHITE EYE PERHAPS?
WLW
Have you ever seen a line of seagulls on a roof or a thousand pigeons on your roof?...
I'm guessing you haven't, 'cos if you had you would know the truth which you obviously don't....
I will now return to my small hole in the ground and, yes, the mice have been affected by nuclear waste....
Rabbit Ears
Have you ever seen
A PSYCHOTHERAPIST?
ZINERS
Don't let WLW do this to you. You write to him, your letters don't get printed and you go mad. Every day you see other letters but yours. Then this becomes too much and you can't take any more....
Was this what happened to other Ziners like Sweet FA? Because it's happening to me....
PS WLW, I have nothing to say to you....
Very Sad Flying Turnip
Whooo — Any more of that and you too shall
BE SENT TO ZINER HEAVEN — BE WARNED
MISS TRISTESSE
This is my first letter to Megazine and I felt compelled to write when I saw your "routine" letter....
I think we are kindred spirits — I don't know why exactly, you just sound really cool....
I hope you reply to this. (If WLW prints it in the first place.)...
The Mystic Misfit
So moved was I by this letter (sobs)
I URGE YOU... REPLY... REPLY... REPLY...
