The Mega-Zine Museum
November 4, 1999
C3PO'S SECRET LOVER What is this worrying about British beef? I've eaten it all my life and I'm not ma-a-a-d. Giddledy piggledy doggledy. And I'm not a cow — moo oink quack. Oh no!
LARA CROFT I know who you are. I know where you live. One day I will track you down and offer you coffee. White no sugar, please.
A LIGHTER SHADE OF MAVIS Shnurf. Shnurf. Shnurf. Do you see now? I see shnurf-ing!
HELP!
Yesterday a close friend of mine made a shocking confession. He told me that he likes S Club 7.
It was such a shock, because I thought he actually had some taste. Now I don't know what to do.
I mean, I believe that people should like whatever they want to like, but S Club 7 pushes me to the limit. It's just so happy.
Do I accept my friend's dodgy musical taste or what?
Nude Conscience
I wouldn't want to be
RESPONSIBLE, BUT...
TELEPHONES
Does anyone know where I can get telephone lessons for pathetic boyfriends who seem to have no idea how to use one?
If someone could tell me I would be eternally grateful and not have to kill mine for being uncommunicative.
Am I alone or is the Magic Roundabout just fantastic?
The Sock Puppet
You really are asking a
BIT MUCH, AREN'T YOU?
A QUESTION...
What exactly happens if you take a raspberrry low fat yoghurt, put it in the freezer, take it out several hours later and eat it?
And then discover that it says "do not freeze" on the side.
All I want to know is — am I likely to develop a taste for human blood?
Sisoa Fox Jedi
Stick with the strawberry flavour
THEY'RE MUCH SAFER!
This letter might have been written by Moneypenny + Silent Bob. See 20th November 1999.
MASTER OF PUPPETS
I completely agree. It would be great if it rained blood and it didn't stop. So it started flooding and we were all swimming in a sea of deep red blood. So beautiful.
Anyway, I'd better stop. People will think I'm a sick, twisted, psychotic, bloodthirsty individual. Which would actually be nice... but anyway.
Angel with the scabbed wings
It has got to be better than
SWIMMING IN THE LOCAL POOL!
