The Mega-Zine Museum
November 3, 1999
SOGGY NOODLE Custard creams, enact your dreams, reject the screams of society's schemes. They really take the biscuit, don't they?
HECTOR THE MERCENARY I will be your leader. Soon I will be your god. You'll have to find me first..!
THE ALIENATED FISHFINGER Son you have glasses, hair and clothes. Interesting. Well, that narrows it down a bit!
POLLY'S CRACKER Eat your parents. Do it. Before they eat you.
'ZINERS
A devil sits on my shoulder,
he tells me what to do.
or maybe stick with glue.
Lara Croft
I would stick with
THE 'ZINE, IF I WERE YOU!
TO YOU
Sins, grins and safety pins,
Inequity and peanut butter.
All the things inside my head,
Make people think that I'm a nutter.
A Lighter Shade Of Mavis
Well, there are better places to
KEEP THOSE THINGS!
'ZINERS
I got a boa for my birthday, but it didn't have any feathers. It's purple with sparkly bits.
My boa is black and it keeps shedding everywhere. At least this one doesn't.
What do other 'Ziners think are the best colours? I reckon they're all pretty cool, except red, and I'm not too keen on white either, but it's OK.
Sisoa Fox Jedi
Since when did a boa
HAVE FEATHERS?!
'ZINERFOLK
I saw something in the sky the other day.
I said: "Is it a bird, is it a plane....? No it's Superpilchard!"
Then I realised it was a plane after all.
The Psychedelic Gloom
Sounds like a
FISHY TALE TO ME!
