The Mega-Zine Museum
October 13, 1999
HECTOR THE MERCENARY Huge spud guns, innovation today, imitation tomorrow. And the day after... a padded cell for you!
QUEEN OF THE TROUBLED TEENS Since I'm the Queen of the Troubled Teens, does this mean I'm also Queen of the 'Zine? Not if I have anything to do with it. That's my job.
SPINNING SILVER CANDY CLOUD I walked into a teapot and saw the future. Excellent! Next time bring me back a cup of wisdom. Thanks.
'ZINERS
Am I and Jon the Postman the only 'Ziners willing to make a stand against trendyish political correctness?
In the words of Nietzsche, "only he that is man enough can save the woman in woman".
The Psychedelic Gloom
Raargh
FOR NIETZSCHE!
Confused Dippy Hippy
I will never disappear. I just sail on the edge of a void, gliding on the pure air.
I can hear some faint unimportant whispers.
During the evening I watch abstract dragons of peace and fire battle in the sky overhead.
And I wash my pants.
The Jacobean Bounty Hunter
Too much
INFORMATION
Dear PC Stu & Lara Croft
Thank you for your wedding invitation. I'd love to go.
One question though. Is there a dress code?
I was wondering if I could wear my orange boiler suit, the one with gold saftey pins down the sleeves.
Paul Draper's Boiler Suit
Won;t you feel slightly
OVER-DRESSED?
CAPTAIN FISH
I would just like to remind you that I am the true fish authority, not you.
I will give you a choice: you may join me and we can rule the world, or I will destroy you.
I recommend the first option because it will save me a lot of trouble and can get you and I everything we've always wanted.
Trout
Getting a bit big for your
BOOTS, FISH FACE?
