The Mega-Zine Museum
October 9, 1999
NEGATIVE CREEP We're raised to be stupid, taught to be nothing at all. Hey! I worked hard to be this stupid.
THE INK SPOT Hey! All my 'Ziner friends... I love you all... You're all so beautiful. You're not too bad yourself.
HALLUCINOGENIC HIT MAN Who cut the cheese? Whoever's got the biscuits, I would assume...
PIGS WILL FLY
In my world we are all at peace,
The Trendies stand with the Goths,
The 'Ziners converse with the Backchatters,
The pigs fly among the tree branches,
and the pixies skip along the rainbow.
Spaced-Out Space Cadet
In your world I should be
DUE A PAY RISE (HINT, HINT)
WLW,
How did you get your job? It must be brilliant, receiving letters from loads of alienated teenagers and bringing them together via the magic of Teletext.
Who needs the Internet when we have the 'Zine?
Queen of the Troubled Teens
They breed us in little tubes,
UNTIL WE'RE BIG ENOUGH TO WORK
MME MASIONETTE,
You! Yes, you! The one who called us "scum".
So we live in a "pathetic world" do we? I think it's time you met the Rouge.
Don't you ever criticise the 'Zine or 'Ziners because, to be honest, if you can't live with us, don't expect us to cry for you.
Who cares if your letter wasn't shown? Not me. Either get good enough to be screened or get lost!
Eau Rouge
I think Rouge got out of bed
THE WRONG SIDE THIS MORNING
ODE TO SOMEONE SPECIAL
My world has fallen,
My dreams are all shattered,
All I hear now is the dead dialling tone.
Why do things change,
Yet still seem the same?
Your commitment has gone,
But mine still remains,
I'm alone yet again,
But this time it's really the end.
The Last Haunted Stalker
Cheer up. There's plenty more
FISH IN THE SEA, AS THEY SAY
