The Mega-Zine Museum

October 5, 1999

THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM Am I the only 'Ziner who agrees with Jon the Postman about just about everything? Yes.

EAU ROUGE One day soon I'm going to live in Denmark. I'll have a huge house with wooden floors. I always find lino works best.

HECTOR THE MERCENARY I'm the reincarnation of Jacobean Skate Punk from the devil's toilet. Thanks for sharing.

OI! PC STU!

I have Lara Croft and am holding her hostage. Unless you agree to worship The Seahorses, she goes in the blender! Ha! Ha! Wom wom woooom!

PS. Will you marry me mate?

Samurai Seahorse

What's with all these

WOMS?

I'M NOT MYSELF

It's hard enough to be a schizophrenic, undead, punk chick without all the everyday stresses of the afterlife... they've got me on some medication (my point of balance was askew).

I hold a force I can't contain. Doctor Of Love do you want to play tiddlywinks with me? I hate monkeys, especially those of the Yak and Stump variety.

I've got to escape this place.

Living Dead Girl

Tried the

FRONT DOOR?

'ZINE,

According to the Trivial Pursuit card I found in my car last week, plural mongoose is mongooses.

But there is only one mongoose and he doesn't like being talked about since his incident with the rose bush.

Lara Croft (Mrs)

Quite

UNDERSTANDABLE

Ziner's,

I was taking a walk the other day and to my amazement I saw green floors and blue skies.

I was disturbed by this and ran home only to find white walls and white celings.

Miss Tristesse

The local DIY's doing a deal on

MELLOW MAGNOLIA

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