The Mega-Zine Museum
September 26, 1999
JUSTIN CASE To WLW — Have you seen my dog? Thought I saw it near the sausage factory. Any "yelp"?
LARA STU (CROFT) At my school there is a teacher called Mr Briggs — he sniffs the walls. Whatever tickles your fancy!
MYSTERIOUS CHIK Okay, so there's an Englisman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, and they all... oh never mind you won't find it funny anyway. I'm sure I speak for the whole world when I say — thanx for not going on — and on — and on...
PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM
Believing in the monarchy is no mean feat. When you pay taxes for them and their leisurely lives who can't believe in them?.
But believing doesn't mean you admire, believing does not make you individual. I too am not ruled by fashion, just influenced by people around me.
Oh and on a lighter note I think minced meat (the fruity kind) is a name derived from the tudor "sweet meat". But I may be wrong.
The Heavy Feather
God save our gracious queen
long live our... oh good grief!
DEAR ZINERS
I just have to say that I don't like parties and never have.
Children who don't want one have them on their birthdays and they always have a tantrum and things don't get too much better when you're older.
Instead of doing something interesting you get to watch your drunken friends make prats of themselves and meet people you don't like and don't want to talk to.
Don't even get me started on clubbing...
Blue Meanie (head of anti-fun league)
It's my party
and I'll cry if I want to!!!
MR ORANGE'S S.C.Y.L.J
My best friend and I acknowledge your existence. We are both boys and don't find Billie atrractive.
We have both heard of Tim Roth, and we both prefer gangsters to cowboys, but maybe we're not the best people to be answering your questions, as I am mentally unstable and my best friend is a flea!
The Ink Spot
It is most definitely
THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!
SPEAKING-OUT
Society is a strange thing. For instance, boys leg hair makes me sick.
My friend fancies Nicky Wire and things like him with long, curly leg hair and eyeliner. Apparently, I'm a freak.
Zaphara Beetlbrox — is spelling intentional? Are you another hopeless SClub 7 loving trendy who thinks Steps lyrics have deep meanings.
Oh no... I have said too much.
M.O.S.C.Y.L.J
You're right — you've said too much...
YET SAID NOTHING AT THE SAME TIME!
