The Mega-Zine Museum
September 15, 1999
ABSTRACT AURA Does anyone know what an inoffensive weapon looks like? No, maybe you should ask someone who has been under friendly fire.
CHARMLESS SQUIRREL Part of life's long lesson is learning to live alone. It's so true, I still have problems with my shoelaces.
MOLOTOV MAIDEN Please include my letter in the 'Zine. I'll be your best friend forever. Best friends, shmest friends: now a big box of doughnuts...
'ZINERS
Imagine yourself in a kingdom of fellow freaks — no cloned trendies. You have a leader — me (or in my absence WLW).
Together we'll revolt against the trendies and the world will be ours.
Significant Other
Sorry I'm just too tired to be
REVOLTING TODAY
SLINKEE MELYS
Selling out means success — don't be so cynical! To gain power and change the world, sometimes you have to conform to the mainstream slightly.
IT'S BETTER TO RISE THAN TO FADE AWAY.
After all Courtney Love's been through, what better party to gate-crash than glamorous Hollywood?
As for your future, why not create your own legacy?
Riot Grrrl
'Ziners cynical?
HUSH YOUR MOUTH!
WLW,
If you ever feel lost, lonely and unloved, just remember this... you're a ray of sunshine to a million people. You fathered thousands of 'Zine kids.
Here are just a few I can think of who love you:
Eau Rouge, The Big Hairy Toe, Venus Fly Trap, Lara Croft, Split Banana, The Devil's Toilet, Whiskey, Unlimited Edition, Toxic Coffee, Meet Pi, Neon Butterfly, Freak Girl...
tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel
Well I hope the CSA doesn't
CATCH UP WITH ME
THINGS TO DO, ON THE LOO
- Make a drum kit from bathroom objects.
- Squirt things with air freshener
- Squeeze toothpaste out then attempt to put it back.
- Play tennis with the dangly light switch.
- Adjust bathroom scales to read a stone heavier.
- Sing.
- Write to Teletext.
Hip Spasm
And they say school holidays
ARE TOO LONG
