The Mega-Zine Museum
September 12, 1999
PUZZLE PIECE Hands off. That's mine! What happened to caring and sharing?
CHOCKY BICCY NICKER I think the millennium is an excuse for a big party. Do you really need an excuse? Get partying!
PSYCHO BUNNY I like hole doughnuts — you don't get covered in jam! I like "whole" doughnuts myself!
ABSTRACT AURA I want to be in a band when I get to heaven. Will a halo do?!
MY DEAR CREATURES OF THE 'ZINE
Isn't it funny how it's harder to live without something after having had it, than it is to live without something if you've never had it?
Isn't it funny how women always complain about men leaving the toilet seat up, but men never complain about women leaving it down?
Spinning Silver Candy Cloud
Isn't it funny how we don't find
THESE THINGS FUNNY?!
THE WEIRDOS
A few weeks ago, I was walking down the street when a red car pulled up near me. So I looked with a nervous twitch in my eye.
The window was already down, and a strange looking individual poked his head out and said:
"Excuse me, but do you know where Durham is?"
My eyes opened in amazement and I said: "Yes thanks" and walked off. Think how strange that was.
The Godwithin (Third Eye Open)
I'm thinking... the only strange
THING IS YOU!
JUVENILE OBJECT ESCAPING LIFE
Don't get so depressed about living in a seaside town. I would love it! You can't imagine how awful it is living in a big city all your life.
For 17 years I've moved betwen places like New York and London — and I hate it!
I'd give anything to live in a small cottage on the coastline of Ireland or somewhere like that.
You are so lucky.
Mysterious Chik
Some people are so
HARD TO PLEASE!
THE DOUGHNUT DEBATE
Why are you wasting time arguing over which doughnut is the best when we should all bow down to the true ruler of baked confectionery — pain au chocolat.
There's no trouble with jam squirting everywhere — and they taste much better anyway.
Down with the doughnut! Long live the pain au chocolat!
KloudNyne, ninja for hire
Unnecessary "pain"...
NO THANKS!
