The Mega-Zine Museum
September 10, 1999
tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel WLW — I've noticed you around, I find you very attractive, would you... oh, don't worry, I forget the next line! So near and yet so far!
LARA CROFT So, WLW tell us about yourself! Where should I start? In brief I'm a pan-dimensional, super-intelligent, omnipotent, omnipresent minor deity — modest too!
THE SNAIL MASTER Snail Power! Yeah, power to utterly destroy my lovingly nurtured tomatoes.
HELP!
I'm lying here, strapped to a bed in an empty, white room. The walls are padded and I'm wearing this weird kind of jacket.
I only wanted to see the king of the potato people.
Satan's Daughter Mad Chris
Are you not peeling very well?!
HA HA HA!
PC STU — A NOTE FOR YOU
Dear Mr PC Stu,
I was wondering if you could help me? I couldn't help but notice that you handle the "Lara saga" very well, and I was hoping you could help me with Eau Rouge?
I know that you'll be quite busy playing computer games whth that nice young fellow Lei Wulong, but I'm sure that you can spare five minutes?
tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel XXX
Well, PC Stu,
IT'S OVER TO YOU...
MY THOUGHTS ON EXISTENCE
I think that all this hoo-har about the big bang, and all that stuff, is a lot of old tripe.
What I find is true (well, in my mind) is that our solar system is in a test-tube, along with many others in the big guy's lab.
It is either this or we all live in his beard. Your call.
This was babbled out by...
THE AMAZING ARTICHOKE
Oh no, here comes the razor, look
OUT, IT'S THE RAZOR!
SIRENS,
Did you know that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
I've just found that out from the rather angry looking fire-fighter that came in a big, red fire truck.
So, when people call me insane is it just another way of calling me sane?
Puzzle Piece
Ummmm? Would you then, eat something
LABELLED "TOXIC"?!
