The Mega-Zine Museum
August 22, 1999
DJ CHEESEPLANT Come together to get Alan Titchmarsh a knighthood, we salute you, oh gardening one. My Whatsit — doobries could do with a darn good pruning actually, you got my vote!
WISE OLD BABY Hold ye, these parrots whom desire the keys to my thoughts. If only their teeth would not stick to my hair. Unwell are we?
TINKERBELL THE BUFFALO FAIRY Do you think I'm strange? Erh — YES! But I quite like strange — spooky...
ZINE
Whatever happened to the ones we knew?
Broken Circles, Heavenly Saturday, Scentless Apprentice, Angels Child, Jacobean Bounty Hunter, Varnish Vixen, Molly Malone, Never Ending Depressive, Wild Bill Hiccup, Ninja Hamster and Yuppie Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?
Did they all run out of stamps?"
Dormant Assasin
Have you seen the price of
STAMPS LATELY?
WLW
You said that my good friend Chads Foot spa, was bordering on the obsessive line. I regret to inform you that she has already crossed it.
WLW please tell her to come back to reality I don't want her to wake up one day in her mid-forties and say, "drat I've spent my life trying to get into Mansun's pants and now I'm all alone with no-one to love me."
Siouxie Sioux
I've spent my life trying to get
INTO THE MET BAR - C'EST LA VIE!
JACOBEAN SKATE PUNK
I don't really care if you'll never meet another 'ziner. I don't think I'd want to. Isn't the point of Megazine to "talk" to other people about rubbish when we really should all be doing stuff like holiday work or passing our exams (I did!).
And I don't wish I knew you, because you'd probably hate me and I like you too much to cope with the disappointment.
Thanx for listening,
Stove's Secret Thinker
Yes, it's best to keep your idols at
AT ARM'S LENGTH
