The Mega-Zine Museum
August 19, 1999
FREAKY FAIRY I would like to see some kind of improvement on your delineations. This would be our tiny, winged friend failing to make sense again.
MINK THE DRAGON HALT You don't like me do you? Is is because I have dragon wings and breathe fire or is it because I am super strong? No it's because you smell.
SALLY CINAMMON Why are all the 'Zine people unhappy? Couldn't there be a few more people who are actually happy? Shhhhhhh, don't mention the H word!
DEAR 'ZINE,
I think I want to be a tree when I'm older.
Trees only have to stand and sway, grow, shed leaves and hope some kind of environmental protester will hug them.
I could cope with that.
Succubus Anon.
You're forgetting about
LAND ON PLANET SOUND p480
A POEM,
Polythene, self-esteem,
Scream out loud, pleasure's about,
Out with whales, stare at males,
What a shame, Monopoly's the game,
We're not supposed to be friends with you.
A cup of coffee and a cigarette or two,
My skin is peeling, how appealing,
Locked in a cell, feelin' unwell,
Well, that's the end, to the post it's sent.
Controversial Contradictor
I hope by 'Whales'
YOU DON'T MEAN YOUR MATES
CHICKENS VS MANSON
Bad idea: chicken burgers
Good idea: Manson burgers
Bad idea: chicken soup
Good idea: Manson soup
Bad idea: roast chicken
Good idea: roast manson
Bad idea: KFC
Good idea: KFM
Mr Manson's Angry Dead Chicken.
PS all true Mansonites will get this.
I can't tell whether you're Mazza's
BIGGEST FAN OR BIGGEST ENEMY
