The Mega-Zine Museum
August 17, 1999
THE SNAIL MASTER Arrghhhhhh! I know the feeling!
NINJA HAMSTER Drink anything, believe nothing. You won't be saying that the morning after!
LOVE, THE FALLEN FLOWER-HEAD If today is tomorrow's yesterday, then aren't we all living in the past? You really should get out more!
LARA CROFT If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. Oh good. Everybody is miserable!
MISSING PIECE
Today a little old lady mistook me for a piece of grass missing from her jigsaw. A piece of grass?!
I am not a piece of grass, I am a piece of lime-green sky. Jeez! Haven't you people ever seen lime-green sky before?
PUZZLE PIECE
It wasn't like that...
FREAK GIRL
Oh, how amusing you think you are! I bet you have a right laugh making life difficult for us checkout operators?!
Well, I doubt you'll be so happy when we (accidentally, of course) rip your magazine and squash your cakes as we load your trolley.
Don't you think it's a bit sad that you haven't got anything more constructive to fill your days with? Never mind, maybe when you grow up...
TROLLEY DOLLY
Ooooohh! Do I sense a bit of
TROLLEY RAGE?!!
SEASIDE TOWNS
Welcome to the most depressing place on the planet — the seaside town. People flock to seaside towns when it is nice and sunny, but as soon as the clouds block out the sun and the rain starts to fall, they're gone.
As you probably guessed, I live in a seaside town. I can only count the days until sea levels rise and seaside towns are lost forever.
JUVENILE OBJECT ESCAPING LIFE
If everybody is as miserable as you
LET'S HOPE THE LEVELS RISE SOON!
