The Mega-Zine Museum
August 13, 1999
BARBIE TRUMP TRUMP THE THIRD Where are we from? Why are we here? What is life all about? Tooting Bec/To digest/Cake.
ALONZA'S HALF-SISTER Isn't it horrible when you catch your flatmates drinking out of the milk bottle? Well milk tastes like phlegm anyway.
SUPERSONIC JIM, BRITPOP KING Where have all the indie kids gone? WLW I know you hate grungers really. I couldn't possibly comment.
SCOOTER WHO LIVES IN THE DEVIL'S GARDEN SHED
How 'bout we get together and live on the edge?
We can survive on danger, salt and vinegar crisps and adrenalin.
Lone Star
Danger is just so hard
NUMBLY WAITING FOR VOICES TO TELL ME...
Why do manufacturers put so much glue on cereal boxes?
What is the best food for the cinema? My vote goes to throat sweeties, they last a long time you know.
How can someone like a band just for their looks? Surely talent wins over aesthetics.
Miss Tristesse
Right!
NOW JOIN THE REAL WORLD
GUTTERMOUTH
I know it's hard not to care what people think. Don't bother about the people giving you hassle, they're not worth it.
My parents have grown used to having a daughter with bright red hair. People look at me funny all the time but I'm used to it now. Besides, the compliments outweigh the insults.
If you can't endure it, you can change it back, it's not permanent.
Demogorgon
You know what they say...
HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW
I never squash spiders or flies when I see them. I catch them in cups, take them on excursions and return them to the wild.
That's how nice I am. If I tread on a snail, I'm upset for ages.
Hip Spasm.
The poor things probably never
FIND THEIR WAY HOME AGAIN
