The Mega-Zine Museum
August 3, 1999
THE CROW MASTER Sequins and glitter are both lovely and shiny. But they're not the type of thing to be dressing up in, people will talk!!
DORMANT ASSASSIN I hate Americans! Well gee, that's just so upsetting I think I'm gonna have to blurt out my feelings about this on Jerry Springer!
PAUL DRAPER'S BOILER SUIT How could anybody not like Mansun, they're all gorgeous? And what planet do you come from?!
Dear 'Ziner
CCTV has reached our town. Nobody can escape its glare.
Those who are wise will stay out of sight, out of range. Those who are not will be watched like criminals, guilty until proven innocent — and after?
I shall miss the old town. But not enough to ever visit again.
Eric — The Gardener
Spooky - I know you're watching me
A POEM FOR ALL COOL 'ZINERS
A mouse that lived in a house was a spouse of a mouse.
Crucifix Kisser
PS to Paul Drapers' Boiler Suit — my poem is original and NOT a quote from a Manic Street Preachers' song!!
Oooh!...put your claws back in, we
DON'T WANT A CAT & MOUSE FIGHT!
Hey Babes
Why do people buy cream-coloured carpets?
How do you get jam in doughnuts?
Who invented umbrellas?
What is the need for SClub7?
Where did Louise Nurding go?
When people die do they stop thinking?
Barbie Trump Trump The Third
All these questions and more will
BE ANSWERED BUT NOT BY ME!
CRYSTAL SPELL
If you believe something, then you believe it. You cannot con yourself into disbelief. There is no need to fear your most reckless of thoughts, because your mind is less flexible than you think.
Self-confusion is only so deep. You shall be given the truth if you line up with me. It's all in the mind...
Aieopoissac
Don't get too deep, you might just
FALL IN!
