The Mega-Zine Museum

August 2, 1999

PRINCESS OF BUBBLES I have a chainsaw. Don't fancy cutting my hedges, do ya? Oh well, just thought I'd ask!

JUSTIN CASE

I'm not sure I understand that!

DORMANT ASSASSIN I'm just a phase my parents are going through. Be happy, I'm sure I was an accident, sob, sob!

Dear 'Ziner-type people,

Hello, this is supposed to be a history lesson. I got bored so I decided to write you a letter from the computer room.

My history teacher has one of those partings that is two inches above his ear, he looks quite strange.

Sorry, the lesson has ended so now I'm finishing this. I may write soon.

The Plastic Poo

Some people think history is fun...

Kiss me again

I can feel you on my skin,
Like sunburn in the wind,
Like a razor in the sand.

I remember everything,
What you wore, what you said,
Even the way you laugh.
It's in my head
Like a photograph.

And when I hear your name
It all comes back,
Like someone just turned on the tap.

Velcro Girl Gone Soft

Have you just had a holiday

ROMANCE BY ANY CHANCE?

Dear 'Ziners,

I think summer TV is really cool, you get to see new shows and repeats of old favorites like Wise Up.

Also the Bigger Breakfast is great. Instead of being on 7-9, its on 7-midday which makes me really happy, as I can watch until lunch.

The one thing that really annoys me is Test match cricket, but at least there's Sunset Beach which is ace and has the best acting in the world.

Deeza

What's that they say about

SMALL THINGS PLEASING SMALL MINDS?

Dear 'Zine,

I used to be a woman trapped in a man's body.

She escaped last night. I tried the police but I have to be missing for 24 hours, you know!

Just thought I'd share that with you.

Mister Worby

Surely you know where

YOU ARE?!

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