The Mega-Zine Museum
July 31, 1999
NUCLEAR TURNIP FROM LIVERPOOL 'Til then I'll cry instead. Save your tears — I have printed a letter to cheer you up. See I am a nice person really!
DEAD FUNK DANCING I'm off to find myself! See if you can find my Aunt Edna, she disappeared last week!
DORMANT ASSASSIN My friend broke his rib yesterday while reading Angst. It is side-splitting stuff. I thought you weren't supposed to mock the inflicted.
Dear 'Ziners,
It's very easy to find fault. That's why there are so many critics.
I think you're all a bunch of lazy minded, foolish, inconsiderate, good-for-nothing half wits and a lot more!
Bob Monster
That's what I like to see...
YAKITY-YAK INTERACTIVE TALKBACK p207
'Zine
If I er...
Nah maybe not..
Well you could say...
Oh forget it...
Maybe I should get to the point.
Hi, I'm new here, please accept me.
Confused Dippy Hippy
PS: Jacobean Skate Punk — I know who you are!!!
Okee dokee matey...
WELCOME TO THE 'ZINE!!
To '8' Ball
I could have written exactly the same letter as you, except that I've not seen Star Wars and I want a boyfriend.
Hey! Great minds think alike. We must be soulmates. I have spikey hair.
The Sock Puppet
ps: Ultravox are the best band in the world and 'Vienna' makes me cry.
pps: '8' Ball, do you live in/near Sheffield?
This could be a case for
MULDER AND SCULLY!
GENERATION X
I've never heard so much nonsense in my life. I reckon you fancy me, big time! You can't get enough of me, love; you sound like you've got a massive crush on me!
Unfortunately, the feelings aren't mutual. You'll have to lower your standards, love, or join the back of the queue. Besides, what makes you think I'd go out with a sexist bigot like yourself, eh?
Jon the Postman
OOOOOOooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!
SOME ONE FANCIES THEMSELVES A BIT!
