The Mega-Zine Museum
July 30, 1999
MYSTERIOUS CHIK I wish I could fly, but I'd better master walking first, hadn't I? You are young, but you will learn!
NINJA HAMSTER A man in a uniform is a machine. I knew it! It's just that no one believed me!
HALLUCINATING HIT MAN I'll be back soon and we can build a tower of furniture. Okay? Er, yeah. Hmmm. And what exactly would you then do with this tower? The mind boggles!
JACOBEAN SKATE PUNK
I assume you were FKA the Jacobean Bounty Hunter — if so then respect to you.
Don't worry about that Greebo Girl, I think you should just bite the bullet and tell her how you feel before it's too late.
Go on, boy, you must do it now! We are all behind you.
Fairy Nuff
I'm starting to feel like
YAKITY-YAK INTERACTIVE TALKBACK p207
JACOBEAN SKATE PUNK
You disgust me. Saying Southerners are filthy.
How dare you — and what kinda proof ya got, huh? NONE! What's your grudge against us? I bet a Southerner broke your heart or something stupid like that!
You'd better watch it!
Satan's rather saucy sis!
PS: WLW, you completely kick butt!
Some people are just so
BITTER AND TWISTED!
MISSING!
OK, who nicked me duck?
No — I'm not totally insane (well...).
When I escaped from Vanessa Feltz' handbag, I nicked a l'il squeaky duck and now I've lost it! Ooohh! I'm sooo upset!
(And I haven't mentioned 'him' once!)
The Blue Furry Thing
PS Domini... Noooooooo!
You know it'll be
IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK!
CHEATS GUIDE (Dates)
- Hit your choosen boy/girl over the head with a big heavy object (saucepans and sledgehammers are good).
- Drag them to your horse.
- When they come to, tell them that you're a couple and have been going out for ages.
NB: Only works if the person has amnesia!
Mr Orange's Leather Jacket
What a cunning plan...
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T KILL THEM!
