The Mega-Zine Museum
July 27, 1999
SAFEWAY SKIPJACK TUNA STEAKS IN BRINE (SSTSIB) To all the nutters who are plotting to take over 'Zine, BE WARNED — There's a new boy in the hood! Sounds a bit fishy to me.
ALONZA'S HALF SISTER If our intention is to wear clothes, why are we born naked? How do you know you were born naked? Do you remember being born, eh?
PC STU To Infinity and Beyond! My word, four words and not a single one of them was Lara or Croft! Could this be the end of the obsession?
HELLO 'ZINERS
Are you ALL still at school and am I the ONLY one who saw Star Wars the first time round? Does this make me the oldest 'Ziner in town?
Bride of Dracula 2's Bridesmaid — Ultravox, one of THE greatest bands of the 80s. I remember them well and worshipped the very moustache on Midge Ure's top lip! Ahh, the old grey cells still have life in them yet.
Catwoman from the Moon
Mental age is accepted here!
S CLUB 7 REVIEW (CONTD)
...At best, they could be considered poetry to rival the likes of Plath and Hughes, while the sudden twist of humour is reminiscent of Wilde's greatest witticisms.
The storyline itself, about a struggle for success, could have been a modern-day Dickens' novel, with the villains right there with Shakespeare's Iago for sheer cruelty.
Rameses Niblick III
I doff my cap to thee, sir. Sarcasm
TO RIVAL EVEN WLW'S GREAT WIT!
DEAR WLW,
You fill my head with dreams. I want to know what you're doing here and I want to know what you're doing on my floor.
You are the greatest thing I ever saw. And I'm the greatest thing ever born.
Doh, wrong person, oh well, whatever, never mind.
Super Wuper Duper Sonic Jim.
I've ended up in some strange places,
BUT THIS TAKES THE BISCUIT!
HEY 'ZINERS
It seems that there are three big questions in the world:
- How did we get here?
- Why are we here? and...
- How exactly do you get to Sesame Street?
Glitter Girl
PS, Will anyone be my friend? (Don't worry, I won't talk you into wearing my overalls.)
I asked my "Tickle-me-Elmo" the
SAME QUESTION. HE JUST LAUGHED!
