The Mega-Zine Museum
July 18, 1999
NINJA HAMSTER New love, new belief, but don't worry — my handwriting is as bad as ever. You don't need to tell me.
MYSTERIOUS CHIK MMMmmmmmmm cat litter. (Did I say that out loud?) D'OH! Weird child, please leave me alone (Ooopps, was THAT out loud?) Oh, well.
TINKERBELL THE BUFFALO FAIRY DR ZAP - You can swim in my 'immobilised guts', if I can use them as a substitute skipping rope first. Sounds like a fair deal to me. Shall I skip first?!
CHEATS GUIDE TO BEING A GENIUS:
Vol 1 — How to be a mind reader
- Get someone to write down their exact thoughts at that moment on a piece of paper.
- Read the words.
- Proudly declare: "I've just read your thoughts! I can read your mind!"'
Mr Orange's Leather Jacket
I don't actually think that's
HOW URI GELLER DOES IT!
TRAPPED IN A LIFT
If I had to choose just three people to be trapped in a lift with, I'd probably choose Kurt Cobain and his acoustic guitar (yeah, I know that guy's been dead for five years, but this is a fantasy right!); Keith Flint so I could get some tips on how to have his hair do and Matthew Perry (just for someone to snog now and again).
Punk Greebo Girl
I'd choose Anthea Turner and Eamon
HOLMES - JUST TO WATCH THE FIGHT!
Dearest 'Ziners,
A beach with a palm tree,
Came down from the sky,
As I saw my poor goldfish,
Go wondering by.
My head was revolving
In star-spangled skies,
And the buttercups mingled,
In honey-dew pies.
Plum-coloured wombats and Janglebee trees,
Gargle their hearts out
And dance on my knees.
To be continued...
The Fibre Optic Sandwich Board
Keep taking that
MEDICATION...
JACOBEAN SKATE PUNK
How right you are. The old folks ARE losers, they die in December-time and fall over for no reason.
But the old folks have lived their lives.
'A' Girl
I'm afraid to say that old age
HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US!
