The Mega-Zine Museum
July 4, 1999
FLIN FLON Our favourite flavour of food is food. Food dances in the streets of food where the chimneys reach food heaven. Profound words.
DEMONIC BEING WITH TOO MANY THOUGHTS Today is your day. So do what you wish, most of all, do it to annoy. A charming little Zen chant.
DEXTER ZERO, FREELANCE PHILOSOPHER I'm a wise guy by anyone's standards but I still don't understand. What the hell is the world's problem? Too little sleep, too much caffeine... that's mine anyway.
Black Blood
School is an offensive and savage place. Most people remember the sunny bits and forget the misery. I'll never disregard the torture of being bullied and dominated.
Recently I experienced the shame of becoming a candidate on some basic three-day communication skills course.
The Jacobean Skate Punk from the Devil's Toilet
PS. I don't need communication skills!
At least you've never had your nose
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'ZINERS
No one ever listens to anything I say. It's a shame — I have lots to say.
Humans are weird. We look like nothing else on this planet. Logic says we should have wings or at least a tail. I'd love a tail, down to the floor with brown fur.
I wish I was going to Glastonbury. It better not rain or I'll be too jealous. Why do people prefer the sun? The rain is beautiful, it brings life.
Agent Of The Shadow Queen.
Pages of theories on the world?
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'ZINERS
In class I'm often told off for not paying attention. This is totally unfair. Is it my fault that my teacher's head is so fantastically shiny that I'm completely distracted by it?
On sunny days the reflection is so bright that it's impossible to look at him without squinting.
The Red-Eyed Treefrog
My advice is be honest, tell him
AND LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU DO.
REVOLUTION
You know you don't have to wear clothes if you don't want to.
Is it cool to wear what everbody else is wearing?
The revolutionaries in the world aren't afraid to do what they want. The first people to have different ideas about things are the revolutionaries.
Don't be afraid.
Nude Photo
Not a bad idea
FOR GETTING A SEAT ON THE BUS
