The Mega-Zine Museum
June 30, 1999
KWEEN KAT WLW, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz? If I won the lottery, I would buy all my 'Ziney minions a big present each. Or maybe I'd just tootle off to Hawaii and never think about you ever again. Tough choice!
ALIEN IN A SPACESUIT I am not a fan of Boyzone, but I really admire Stephen Gately for what he did. What, a serious comment on 'Zine? Ughhh, panic attack.
THE SNAIL MASTER Ping Pong balls rules. That's just silly. Squash balls are more fun — you can squidge them.
'ZINERS
I am going to hypnotise you through the TV, so please keep reading.
You are getting hypnotised right now. You are feeling weird (er than usual).
Your eyes are twirling and when you read this, you will think: "This isn't working".
HA! Did it work. Did it?
Puzzle Piece
Keep trying
MOSH PITS ROCK:
It's like, people hitting you and pushing you and jumping on your neck and kicking your face and hitting your head with their knees and knocking on the ground and stomping on your ankles and falling on top of you and elbowing your chest.
It's like a big cool family. Honestly.
*Purple Eyeliner*
Well...
MAYBE I'M GETTING OLD BUT...
EVERYBODY:
Think of a number between two and nine (don't tell me!) — multiply that number by nine.
Add the two numbers of that number together.
Take away five.
Relate your number to a letter of the alphabet (eg, A=1, B=2, C=3 etc).
Think of a country beginning with that letter.
Think of an animal beginning with the second letter of that country.
Now - Press Reveal:
How's your grey elephant from Denmark?
Ziggy O'Baoil, the maths genius.
I got pink flamingoes from Iceland
I WAS NEVER VERY GOOD AT MATHS
MYSTERIOUS CHIK,
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "Wherefore" means "why" not "where".
Consequently your opening was a bit silly, wasn't it? I'm not surprised your mug disappeared with grammar like that.
PS: You need an extra "c" in "Chik".
The Enigmatic Stranger
What is this — Pick pedantic
holes in Chik's grammar day?
