The Mega-Zine Museum
June 29, 1999
THE GREAT BANANA BARON I had a mug. It mated with a cup and gave birth to thimbles. Congrats, you must be very proud!!
ZIGGY O' BAOIL Wurds shud be spelt the way thy sownd. Y?
MYSTERIOUS CHIK What should I do with my life? (Other than eat doughnuts). What else is there to do??
FLYING TURNIP Eggnog Forever! The only people who drink Eggnog are kids who want to get slyly drunk or nans!!
TO ALL ZINERS WHO CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD NAME
Here are some I have thought up. Feel free to use:
Carrot Kid, Horny Angel, Wormman, Fisher-Man's Friend, Adrian Mole, Undiscover Genius, XXXX Strong, Blue Tipp-Ex, Spell-checker, Starry Bum, Wee Willie Wilkie, Welsh Daffodil, Tartan Mouse, Sans Sheriff, Village Bicycle and personal favorite, GOD.
Fluffy-Brained Hippy
Or there's my favorite:
TOTAL ENTERTAINMENT p400 FULL GUIDE
I am back, but nobody ever missed me, I bet that you have all forgotten I ever existed.
Yeah well, I've had 10 piercings and met Shed 7 since I last wrote in, so there!
Karma Policewoman
I suppose you think you're
REALLY HARD NOW? HARD AS NAILS?!
Dear WLW,
I wish I had your job. It seems to be the easiest job in the whole of TV. I mean, did you need loads of qualifications? I bet you did.
And to prove it, to prove how smart you are, I challenge you to answer this riddle:
If you strangle a Smurf, what colour does it go?
The Snail-Master
Umm, Umm,
A DEEP PURPLE MAYBE??
SOLVE THIS IF YER THINK YER 'ARD ENOUGH
■nly th■ d■z■■st ■d■■t w■ll n■t h■v■ n■t■c■d th■t ■ h■v■ l■ft th■ v■w■ls ■■t.
This is first letter to the 'Zine (apart from the Death Threat, sorry WLW), so please be kind and print it, else you won't get yer cheasy Wotsits.
Bloke
Right, now please send the
AFOREMENTIONED SNACK, IF YOU PLEASE!
