The Mega-Zine Museum
June 23, 1999
LUV2LUV What is it that no-one understands? Understand? You've lost me!
PUZZLE PIECE The man in the moon has gone on holiday to the sun. He said he wanted a suntan. Who exactly did he say this to?
LITTLE OWL I don't even know my name. Do you know anything at all?
FLYING TURNIP Mmmmmm... Floor pie. You shouldn't eat food if it's been on the floor.
POSTAGE PROBLEMS
Whose bright idea was it to put second class stamps down to 19 pence? Now, instead of handing my well-earned 20p's over for four stamps, I have to save to the weirdly numbered 76 pence.
This is not on. I don't mind the extra penny, it's a nice round number, like me.
Alonza's Half-Sister
I agree. This problem needs to be
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LISTEN TO MY ADVICE
Here's my advice which you must obey or I will eat you.
Wear Windolene - it has been scientifically proven to clean windows and might do something for your complexion.
Every day, wear at least one item of clothing that clashes with the rest of your outfit.
Dance. Let everyone laugh at your pathetic uncoordinated movements. And drink sunscreen.
Alonza's Half-Sister
I think I'd sooner be eaten than
TAKE YOUR ADVICE!
LISTEN TO MY ADVICE
What's happened to kids' TV? It used to be fantastic - James the cat, Bagpuss, Inspector Gadget, Defenders of the Earth, Muppetbabies and Thundercats, to name but a few of the greats.
Now it's all patronising low-budget rubbish like Julia Jekyll and Harriet Hyde and Mr Wymi. Even Blue Peter seems a bit pathetic.
The Red-Eyed Treefrog
It really is time you
MOVED ON!
GETTING ALONG
Does anyone else think that natural disasters are nature's direct retaliation for us destroying landscapes, killing wildlife and polluting the atmosphere for our own selfish purposes?
And why can't we all get along? After all, we are just tiny specks on a small planet in a vast, wide universe.
Mystical Starfish
I think that you
THINK TOO MUCH!
