The Mega-Zine Museum
June 20, 1999
FREAK GIRL Nature creates societies, societies create freaks. I knew I had an excuse.
FLUFFY BRAINED HIPPY Am I the only person who wants to be either a human guinea pig of a forensic pathologist? I reckon there's at least... ooh... two of you.
THE SIAMESE DREAM I'll be your friend, Opium Fairy. I guess you can't be too choosy.
TIME FOR SOME R 'N' R
How much time do you get for holidays? Cause my TV has been displaying the same messages for the last three days.
I like to check to see if my letters are there (which they never are), but over the weekend all the messages have been the same.
And if you do have a holiday, it can't be that hard to replace you. Anyone can make a load of sarcastic comments.
Yellow Karma Bunny
Yeah, but reading the letters...
TRAVELS OF MY LETTERS
I have just bundled by letters into the envelope and licked the stamp. Mmm stamp. Now, write the address.
I look at my watch — 4:59pm. Oh no! In another 60 seconds Mr Posty will collect the letters.
I put on my shoes. I haven't time to tell anyone where I'm going. I rush out of the door — 30 seconds left.
I see Mr Posty. Noooooo! I throw the letter 30 metres. It lands in the bag.
Phew!
Flying Turnip
Megazine
WE LIVEN UP YOUR DAY
HI ZINE READERS
Life is so strange. I woke up this morning manically depressed. Then I went out and came back home to read Megazine. As each page changed, I wondered if my letter would be up there.
WLW! Imagine my surprise — the letter I sent days ago was there in green coloured letters.
Thanks WLW, you made my year.
Zed
Megazine
WE LIVEN UP YOUR... YEAR!
O MUG, MUG, WHEREFORE ART THOU MUG?
My mug was very special to me! It saw me through some of the toughest times of my life. Boyfriends, exams, bad hair days, it was even there for me when Tiffany died in EastEnders.
I remember the first time I saw it, so clean and shiny (easily the best in the shop) and I thought we'd spend the rest of our lives together. But now...
Mysterious Chik
Missing
ONE SUBSTITUTE FRIEND
