The Mega-Zine Museum
June 19, 1999
DISAPPEARING GIRL Go, gadget, go! Try some WD-40 if it gets stuck!!
THE UNHOLY DENIM BRA
Souls are black,
Hearts are empty,
Minds are blank,
Lives are dull,
but hey ... at least we have chocolate!
What more could we ever need?? Ummm ... chocolate ...
PHANTOM CHICKEN IthoughtI'ddothis—
soIcouldmakeitmoreinteresting—
anditwouldgetprinted!!! Well, your plan failed - Doh!
INTERESTING THINGS TO DO 2:
- In a supermarket, deface all the barcodes so they won't scan.
- Ring someone when they're out and hang up just after the answer machine starts recording.
- Employ several people with the same name, so when you call one of them they all look up.
- Keep changing the TV channel.
Gnasty Gnore's Girlfriend
You really are
To The Opium Fairy,
'I'll be your friend' you see ...
'No-one knows what it's like ... to be the bad man ... behind blue eyes ...'
Blokes don't fancy you because they've got no taste ...
I'm in the same boat as you ... but only a different one.
Don't be sad ...
Be 'Mad not Mad'
How very touching.
THERE IS HOPE FOR US ALL!
Hey, Ziney people!
I'm sorry if this sounds a tad sentimental, but I love you a Slot!
You're so cool! You look beyond the materialistic stuff and say what you feel! I'd be so honoured if you'd accept me into your 'Ziney world!
If only I knew more people like you guys! Do any of you live near West Sussex?
Zephyr (Yes, It's a real word, check the dictionary!)
Yes! Another lured into
OUR TRULY FUNKY WEB!!
Dear 'Ziners,
Let me introduce myself. I am Dr Zap. I have been reading Megazine for ages and I want to be on it.
So print this letter or I will send you rude videos featuring a nude Timmy Mallet.
Dr Zap
PS: PC Stu, I know your secret — you have a third nipple, don't you!
PPS: Why aren't there 100's and 1000's of 100's and 1000's on doughnuts?
Oh no, please, anything but a
NAKED TIMMY MALLET!!
