The Mega-Zine Museum
June 1, 1999
RANDOM GULP Weary and purple I have returned from my undercover, secret, hush-hush mission to the snail farms of France. Yes, I was in Provence last week also.
THE SCOOTER FROM THE DEVIL'S GARDEN SHED What weird and strange albums do you have in your collection? I have two Patsy Kline albums, and next to them is Metal Gear Solid: The Original Soundtrack. James Last anyone?
THE TOY Which way was it again? Erm, I'm not very good with directions.
'ZINERS
Time to start a new debate: Who is the greatest Snoopy character?
I'd have to say... Snoopy. Yes. He's the best because he did that thing with his ears and became a helicopter — what more do you want?
He also gets tonnes of food.
Eau Rouge
Snoopy's good, but why on earth did
YAKITY-YAK INTERACTIVE TALKBACK p204
HEY 'ZINERS
After months of waiting for the 'Zine address to be printed, it finally happened and I can now write in.
The only problem is I've been waiting so long I've forgotten what I was going to say.
Oh well, never mind.
Negative Creep
Well... Errrmm... Yes...
NOPE: IT'S GONE...
TO MEGA
There are people out there who ought to be able to have their say.
I think too often we get articles and programmes from the same warped, annoying people. Yet others out there, bursting with good ideas, are shunted to one side.
Rafe
...oh, so you do want me
TO SAY SOMETHING THEN?
TO WHOEVER'S LISTENING
What is it with time? Why can't it be constant?
You know what I mean: In the mornings when you're late or when you're out, time decides to fly by. Yet when you're in an exam it slows... and slows... and...
I wonder if it will ever stop?
The Man From Uncool
Well, the point is...
OH, RUN OUT OF TIME!
