The Mega-Zine Museum
May 23, 1999
RANDOM GULP Today my friend got chicken pox and whenever I go near him he ducks. Ducks? You're quacking up!
TEENYBOPPER People like Sephiroth depart and leave us doubting our own existence. Who am I? Where am I?
KWEEN KAT I was looking out the window when it hit me how strange cars are. Lucky "it" hit you and not the car.
EAU ROUGE Apparently, history has been changed. Don't worry - that's all in the past now.
NEGATIVITY
Negativity powers the world. Atoms are made up of protons, positive, and electrons, negative. Electricity is the flow of electrons.
And also, to be positive is to be unbalanced (not enough electrons) and unpowerful. That's science, that is! (Probably)
So I'm negative because I'm so right. We're all gonna die! The world is ending! Everyone hates me! They hate you too!
Have a nice day...
Kohl Scuttle
You're very positive about
BEING NEGATIVE!
NEON BUTTERFLY AND DEEP BLUE SOMEONE
I also have a mug. It's purple shiny chrome and is called Shirley.
I once heated up hot cocoa in the microwave using Shirley as a receptacle for the cocoa to be stored in, when Shirley exploded. Now, alas, she is no more.
I do believe there is a moral to this story. Never name a purple mug Shirley — they can be suicidal.
Loneliness's Pet Giraffe
A suicidal purple chrome mug?
SHIR-LEY NOT!
HMMM...
Something I just can't understand is why we have to put up with people telling us what to do. It makes no sense at all. Who gave anyone the right to make us get up in the morning, go to work/school, pay taxes etc.
It's a valid point, sure, but I somehow get the feeling that telling people to get lost won't get me very far.
Eau Rouge
Eat your dinner and
GO TO BED!
TOOTH FAIRY
Many years ago, my dentist, who is also my Dad, drilled a hole in the back of my tooth. I have survived all this time suffering no discomfort.
However, today, as on any other day, I was chewing my pencil (admittedly it was the wrong end) when the lead snapped off and lodged in the hole in my tooth. Now I am living in constant fear of graphite poisoning.
Random Gulp
Well, "lead" that be a
LESSON TO YOU
